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11:51 am - September 10, 2003 Not to be impolite, but FUCK you. I feel bad using that word because I think it is not quite strong enough. Your new commercial -- you know, the one where you use the shaky FreddieKrueger cam closing in on the precious little white boy playing in his suburban neighborhood. The one where the CGI mosquito flies in for a closeup and we see the boy in its eyes. The one where you say . . ."and now they carry West Nile!" Yeah, that one. Well, fuck you. I can't believe your fucking marketing people let this through. I can just hear it: Marketing Guy 1: Let's use fear and terror to sell repellent! Marketing Guy 1.5: You mean just telling them Off repells mosquitoes is not enough. Marketing Guy 1: NO! Fuck You 1.5! Fuck You, Fuck You, Fuck You. I am going to kick your ass until you agree with me. I'm gonna fuck you up like Olestra you little shit. The End
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